[Liam] - Musician, Professional Smoker.

[Liam] - Musician, Professional Smoker.

Don't worry, I haven't heard of me either.

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mintprincen:

goddess-of-apples:

snorlaxlovesme:

rosereturns:

things said in majority of movies:

  • "I TRUSTED YOU!!"
  • "she’s not just some girl!"
  • "I should have told you this a long time ago."
  • "I’m not a little girl anymore!!"
  • "but I love him!!"

-“You’re giving up your dream!”
  “No dad, I’m giving up YOUR dream.”

"I knew your father. He was a good man."

*girl walks downstairs*

Guy: Wow… you look… great.

"Your mom/dad would be so proud…"

grubsnuggle:

#Why do we even have that lever

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grubsnuggle:

did-you-kno:

Researches have found that cats can recognize their owner’s voice yet haven’t found out why cats don’t care what their owner’s have to say.
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It’s because they’re little bastards.

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did-you-kno:

Researches have found that cats can recognize their owner’s voice yet haven’t found out why cats don’t care what their owner’s have to say.

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It’s because they’re little bastards.


Fifth graders attending a sexual ed presentation

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Fifth graders attending a sexual ed presentation

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jerkidiot:

my mom always throws old clothes that she has nothing to do with in my closet, and whenever i call her out on it, she says “i have never done that, all of the clothes in your closet are yours”

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are you sure mom

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are you sure these are my clothes

tastefullyoffensive:

[poormallard]

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tastefullyoffensive:

[poormallard]

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cecefredzilla:

hipster-trichster:

fucknolesmis:

MONSTERS UNIVERSITY

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MONsTERS inC 

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FINDING NEMO 

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PIXAR MOVIES

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cars 2

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planes

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This speaks to me on a personal level.

did-you-kno:

'Prince Charles Cinema' in London employes ninjas.  They quietly sneak around and hush noisy people in the theater.
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did-you-kno:

'Prince Charles Cinema' in London employes ninjas.  They quietly sneak around and hush noisy people in the theater.

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gordman2:

Humorous Movie Marquee Mash-Ups

Marvel’s biggest secret is how they make Robert Downey Jr. appear taller than he actually is…

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thefuuuucomics:

mcdownies:

crimsonpoppyfields:

thefrogman:

RDJ is 5’ 8½”

Gwyneth (5’ 9”) and we know she is wearing killer heels ALL the time

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Chris (6’ 0½”)

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Problem solved.

[spelledjustlikeescape]

I think I just bloody died scrolling down and seeing rdj wearing heels.

always reblog rdj in his hooker heels

“HOOKER HEELS” OMFG HAHAHA

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did-you-kno:

A single guy once booked every other seat in a movie theater just so he could split up couples on Valentine’s Day.
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did-you-kno:

A single guy once booked every other seat in a movie theater just so he could split up couples on Valentine’s Day.

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nonespark:

#extreme discomfort

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nonespark:

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best-of-imgur:

Today my boyfriend bought a label maker…http://best-of-imgur.tumblr.com

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best-of-imgur:

Today my boyfriend bought a label maker…
http://best-of-imgur.tumblr.com

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